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The
following is the entire first
chapter from
The
Adventures of Another Pooh
by David Yeandle.
Chapter One
Langcliffe Pot
I could hear a skylark singing
high above the moor. I stopped
walking and gazed around the sky
trying to spot the bird singing
this lovely song. It was one of
those summer days when the
Yorkshire Dales is the best
place to be in the whole world.
The sun shone in a near
cloudless sky and a gentle
breeze sent ripples through the
meadow grass in the fields below
me. The River Wharfe wound its
way lazily through the valley
bottom and dry-stone walls
soared improbably up the steep
hillsides into the fells above.
I was glad to be in this
beautiful place; but soon I
would be leaving it all, for the
harsh underground world of
Langcliffe Pot.
"Come on Pooh," called Dave
Brook as he walked on up the
hill. "No time for day
dreaming!"
As usual, I was at the back of
the group. I started walking as
fast as I could, fearful that I
would be left behind and not be
able to find the entrance.
As I carried on up the hill the
view across Wharfedale became
even more glorious as bleak
moorland, hidden becks and
distant tops came into view
above the fertile valley. To me
Wharfedale seemed deeper and
grander than the Dales in the
Ingleton area. Perhaps this was
my youthful imagination, spurred
on by the knowledge that
Langcliffe was potentially
deeper than any of the caves
over in the ‘classic’ areas. I
felt both excited and
apprehensive at the prospect of
this trip. We were planning to
dig at the end of the cave and
both Dave Brook and Iain Gasson
thought the chances of a
breakthrough good.
Somewhere under Wharfedale,
there must surely be ‘The Black
Keld Master Cave’ and perhaps
Langcliffe was going to be the
way in. I was very happy to be
going on a ‘pushing trip’ with
these legendary cavers. I wanted
to prove my worth on their team.
This was, I felt, a chance at
the ‘big time.’
From ULSA Review 8, July 1971,
Gasson's Series.
by Dave Yeandle.
In 1968 the ULSA Exploration of
Langcliffe was stopped by the
onset of bad weather. In the
summer of 1970 the club was able
to continue its work in this
splendid cave. Those present on
the return trip were Dave Brook,
Iain Gasson, Dave Johnstone,
Tony White and Dave Yeandle.
The entrance pitch was quickly
descended and the party made its
way through the Craven Crawl
(210m) and Stagger Passage
(610m) to Hammerdale Dub. The
party split here; Tony and Dave
J making their way up the inlet
to finish off surveying and
exploration of the Thunder Pot
Inlet beyond High Cross, while
the remaining three dashed off
towards Boireau Falls Chamber
and the boulder choke they
proposed to examine.
Immediately beyond the Kilnsey
Boulder Crawl, D.B disappeared
down a hole and proceeded to
explore the upstream path of the
main stream. Meanwhile Iain and
Dave Y pressed on downstream;
they were new to the cave and
for them it was full of
interest. Even so it seemed
endless. Soon after their
arrival in Boireau Falls Chamber
D.B caught them up and announced
that he had been able to
penetrate upstream parallel to
the boulder crawl for about
150m.
The three cavers began work in
the terminal boulder choke.
Several short digs seemed
unpromising but even so the
workers had no time to be bored;
Iain became stuck when a boulder
slipped and he was freed by D.B
and Trusty (the crowbar).
Retribution was nigh, however,
since D.B received a nasty cut
hand when another boulder fell
on it. More ferreting about was
done, when suddenly Iain was
onto something. A hole,
seemingly leading in the wrong
direction, had given access to a
cavity in the boulders, and in
the floor a small gap enabled
him to reach stream level for
the first time. By then
negotiating feet first, an evil
looking slot in the stream
course, he was able to enter a
larger continuation. To his
amazement a sizeable passage
developed beyond; the stream ran
over a potholed floor. Almost
immediately Iain found himself
in a chamber at the head of a
pitch. He retraced his steps and
called for the others to follow
through, which they did with
difficulty, so devious was the
route through the choke.
Eventually all three were
standing at the head of the
pitch – and what a pitch! The
passage simply plunged into the
depths and the cavers were in
fact on a mass of boulders
jammed precariously across the
top. In the absence of ladders
the party busied itself in
preparation for the next stage
of the exploration. A few of the
more dangerous boulders were
eased away from the lip, but
attempts failed to discover an
easier exit to the extension via
a mud slope, which ascended from
the top of the pitch to boulders
which obviously comprised the
floor of Boireau Falls Chamber.
Presently the explorers cast a
last longing look down the pitch
and started back to the surface.
Thrutching sideways out through
the Craven Crawl I was tired and
cold. But I was doing okay! –
not being left behind as on
previous trips with these top
cavers. I was proud to be a
member of the U.L.S.A. I was
actually caving with Dave Brook
on a major exploration! I was
very pleased with myself, and I
felt I 'd come a long way in my
three years of caving.
It had begun with a schoolboy
trip to Burrington Combe, in
Somerset. We were young lads
wanting adventure. Two or three
of the boys had been caving
before, but it was my first
time. As I slithered through the
muddy tubes of Goatchurch Cavern
and Sidcot Swallet, I thought
that maybe I was going to be
doing a lot of this thing called
caving. It was as though
something beyond my control
wanted to draw me inwards, away
from the mundane world outside,
around the next corner, or
through the next squeeze just to
see what was there. But another
part of me didn't want to do
these new and frightening things
in this strange world of total
darkness and horrid mud. This
part of me wanted to turn around
and hurry back out to the
sunshine. I kept following my
friends though and when I was
back home in Bristol I was
elated that I had overcome my
fear and kept going. I knew that
now I had an exciting new world
to explore.
My friend Russell Mines was a
member of the Axbridge Caving
Group and I joined too. Soon I
was travelling over the Mendips
with Stuart (Mac) McManus and
Tony Jarratt on motorcycles of
dubious legality and
questionable mechanical
soundness. (Mac was rumoured to
run his on paraffin!) We drank
scrumpy cider and fell over a
lot; which I suppose was a silly
way to spend my paper-round
money.
One Monday night in the Axbridge
Hut, Mac and I were without
money and we wanted food and
cider. We were the only cavers
left over from the weekend and
we knew there was money in the
little envelopes in the hut fees
box. I can't remember which one
of us finally suggested that we
borrow some hut fee money;
anyway we rigged up a fishing
device out of wire and a stick
and soon became rich beyond
measure! We did write an I.O.U
on a piece of paper and posted
it into the box. The club
committee were unimpressed with
us despite our owning up.
With Russell, Mac, Tony, and
other Axbridge members, I did
trips to most of the major
Mendip caves. By now caving was
the main thing in my life and I
was getting ambitious. I wanted
to go to Swindon’s 12, and to
the bottom of the Berger; and I
wanted to go caving with my hero
– Mike Boon.
I had heard that the Bristol
Exploration Club (BEC)
constituted the local Mendip
hard men and I decided to join
them to further my caving
career. I had no idea how I was
going to do this, though
actually it happened very
quickly. My arrival at the
Belfry was not auspicious. I was
dumped at the door, tied up and
drunk, late at night by Mac,
Tony Jarratt, and other Axbridge
members. It seems they got fed
up with me always going on about
joining the BEC and agreed that
it was indeed a good idea. Some
say I was tied up in barbed wire
and minus my trousers. I don't
remember this myself, and anyway
Mac and Tony would not have been
so mean! Another version of the
story is that I was in fact tied
to the milk churns at the end of
the Belfry turn off. I think
this may have been on another
occasion though! I don't think
the BEC liked me very much at
first and some of them wouldn't
talk to me. They let me make
them tea in the Belfry though
and soon kind people like Alan
Thomas, Chris (Zot) Harvey,
Colin Priddle, John Riley, Dave
Irwin and Roy Bennett were
taking me caving. I became the
Belfry Boy.
THE BELFRY BOY
Sung to the tune of Sweet
Lorraine
by Pete MacNab
Well, I'm the Belfry Boy,
I'm every other bugger’s
favourite toy,
Oh how it always seems to give
them joy,
To put me in bloody pain.
Oh how they treat me hard,
Kick me all around the Belfry
yard,
Lord, you ought to see how I am
scarred,
From when they shoved me up the
drain.
And when a member calls,
I dash inside so they can black
my balls,
And splatter me around the
Belfry walls,
Till I've nearly gone insane.
They sit me in a chair,
Rub jam and marmalade into my
hair,
I sit and smile as if I couldn't
care,
But later hang my head in shame.
And then they all insist,
That I am something called a
masochist,
Especially when they all come
back pissed,
And want to play their silly
games.
But now I sit and wait,
Because I'm glad to know that
some day fate,
Will bring along a brand new
inmate,
And then I'll kick the Belfry
Boy.
Alan Thomas had been on
expeditions to Greece with Jim
Eyre where they had bottomed The
Abyss of Provatina. These were
the days of using ladders for
big pitches and Alan ran BEC
trips to Yorkshire where the
objectives were usually pots
with deep entrance pitches. I
was very excited when Alan
agreed to take me on one of his
northern trips. I was piled into
the back of his car along with
‘Buster’ the dog and large tins
of Spam left over from an
expedition.
Camping at Skirwith Farm, we did
Alum Pot, Marble Steps, and Long
Kin West. I was very impressed
with this Yorkshire potholing
but my ladder climbing was
abysmal and it took me more than
half an hour to be dragged up
the 91m daylight pitch of Long
Kin West. Consequently I was
banned from attempting the main
shaft of Gaping Gill on ladders,
which was the main objective of
the visit. I was very
disappointed but managed to get
to Main Chamber via Bar Pot. I
was awe-struck by the huge
dimensions of the main chamber
with the water from the beck
above crashing down onto the
boulders on the floor. The
daylight filtering down the main
shaft gave the whole place an
eerie atmosphere. It was all
very exciting and I decided I
wanted to live in Yorkshire and
do a lot of this sort of caving.
Back on the Mendips in the
Hunters' Lodge Inn, I started to
hear stories about the
incredible revival of
exploration in the Dales. The
relatively recent innovation of
the wetsuit had enabled northern
cavers to push the frontiers
forward and Dave and Alan Brook
were the most successful of a
new generation. Miles of new
cave had been opened up by this
legendary pair and members of
the University of Leeds
Speleological Society (U.L.S.A).
I had already decided that an
academic career would best serve
my caving ambitions and once I
heard about ULSA my choice of
University was an easy one. This
did mean that I had to actually
start to do some schoolwork in
order to get good A levels. Zot
had no faith in my plan! "You're
as thick as pig shit! How can
you go to University?" He had a
point! I had narrowly avoided
being kicked out of the sixth
form for exam results worse than
10%. I did start to work though,
and even stopped caving for a
few weeks prior to my A Levels.
To everybody's surprise, and my
parents’ delight, I got into
Leeds on a Physics Honours
course.
Exams over, I settled down to a
summer of caving in Austria and
the Mendips with my BEC friends.
The Austrian trip was to the
Ahnenschacht, lead and organised
by Alan Thomas. We explored
several hundred metres of new
cave, living mostly on Spam and
reconstituted mashed spud. As
usual, Alan didn't charge me
enough for my share of the
petrol.
I managed to combine moving
north with a caving weekend.
There was a BEC trip to
Lancaster Hole so I threw in a
few extra clothes and one or two
textbooks with my caving gear
and got a ride north with Martin
Webster. After the trip he
dropped me off in Skipton and I
travelled to Leeds by bus. The
University had arranged lodgings
for me and the landlady was
rather shocked at my appearance
when I turned up, covered in mud
with a dripping wet rucksack, at
her red brick terraced house.
She let me in though and made me
have a bath before feeding me
with Yorkshire pudding.
I joined ULSA at the first
opportunity. At Leeds many of
the cavers had nicknames. There
was a Minitrog, a Torchy, a
Fritze, and a Ginge. Minitrog
declared that I would have to
have a nickname and he hit upon
the idea of calling me Pooh. I
was appalled. This was not a
suitable name for a would-be
caving superstar! I indignantly
inquired as to why he thought
this a good name. Minitrog
explained that he could imagine
me having hare-brained schemes
like the A.A. Milne character,
and doing things like floating
around on balloons and getting
stuck in caves through eating
too much honey. I was adamant
that this simply would not do
and would he please not call me
Pooh. Of course, this ensured
that the name stuck.
More from ULSA Review 8, July
1971, Gasson's Series.
by Dave Yeandle.
At the entrance the two parties
discussed their trips. Tony and
Dave J had explored and surveyed
210m of the Thunder Pot Inlet
passage but they found it hard
to believe that the first of the
dreaded grit bands had been
passed and that Langcliffe was
wide open again.
Following a night in Leeds to
obtain sleep and tackle, the
same group, plus Alan Brook,
began the fearsome task of
getting ladders to the pitch. It
was a sunny day and nobody
seemed too keen to crawl through
a damp cave. Even Dave J had
lost his usual resolve and
though he was persuaded to go
down he was later heard to
mutter something about not
having wanted to wait on the
surface till dawn. Surprisingly
speedy progress was made through
the cave, no doubt because
everybody wanted to be in front!
On reaching the pitch (Nemesis)
a doubtful belay was found and
Iain descended. He was not
disappointed for once below the
murderous take-off the shaft
became stable. The ladder hung
freely in a clean circular shaft
of 6m diameter, and 15m below a
ledge was encountered. A further
7m climb and the bottom was
reached. Tony and D.B. descended
in quick succession and followed
the watercourse down through a
very tight bedding plane squeeze
into a passage with a bouldery
roof. The stream was found to
disappear a short way further
along, and after another 12m a
boulder chamber was reached.
There was no obvious way on and
it was clear that the explorers
were at the top of the second
grit band; another boulder choke
seemed the order of the day. By
poking around in the boulders
the stream was regained, only to
find that it disappeared once
more. However the hole through
which it sank was diggable and
prospects weren't too bad.
Meanwhile, back at the pitch,
A.B., Dave J and Dave Y had been
having light trouble! Eventually
they reached the bottom of the
pitch and made their way to the
end, discovering that it was
possible to avoid the bedding
plane squeeze by climbing over
the top of the collapsed block
which had formed it. More
boulders were moved from the
choke before the cavers started
back to the surface.
The following Saturday a small
army of cavers stomped up to
Langcliffe. The party included
Howard Crabtree, Iain Gasson,
Alf Latham, Mick Mulligan,
Martin Rogers, Tony White and
Dave Yeandle. Most people
reached the ‘end.’ Even the
mighty Alf managed to excavate
his way into Boireau Falls
Chamber. Tony and his crowbar
were the first to reach the dig
and together they forged
onwards. While he worked,
numerous people dropped in to
shout encouragement: Howard
however was not seen but growls
were heard which indicated that
he had almost made it. (Howard
often growls in boulder chokes).
After an hour, only Tony, Iain
and Dave Y remained working in
the dig. Suddenly the silence
was shattered by shouts of joy.
The diggers were through and
they negotiated the blockage
into what turned out to be the
most incredible boulder choke. A
short way along, the tortuous
path of the noisy stream
disappeared into an impenetrable
crack and the cavers were
obliged to enter the wilderness
above; a horrible jumble of
loose gritstone and limestone
boulders. The stream was
eventually regained, only for it
to disappear almost immediately.
A way on was found though, and
the going started to get easier
and the cave dropped rapidly. A
final squeeze down and out of
the boulder choke and Langcliffe
was beaten again. In front of
the cavers lay a large passage
situated in the Hardraw Scar
Limestone.
It came as somewhat of a
surprise to the explorers to
discover that after only 60m the
large passage just seemed to
stop. A quick inspection showed
that the stream could be
followed through a short duck on
the right, whence the passage
again increased in size. It was
a streamway of different
character which led down steeply
over a boulder strewn floor for
90m to a massive frothy sump in
a large chamber, from which
there was no apparent outlet.
Poseidon Sump, as it was later
named, was a completely
unexpected and ridiculous end to
the Langcliffe streamway.
Furthermore, it was clear that
its water level backed up by as
much as 12m.
The three disappointed cavers
made their way back through the
duck and inspected the main
passage once again. Their
spirits rose with the discovery
that the end had simply been
illusory and they were able to
proceed leisurely along a dry
passage into more virgin lands.
Pleasant grey walls had
supplanted the oppressive black
ones of the old cave and with
the passing of seconds the noise
of the stream with its
dispiriting associations soon
died away. Only the occasional
boulder fall prevented the most
rapid of movement and it was
just after one of these that an
interesting find was made. In a
sloping chamber a strange fungus
which resembled a spider's web,
had spread itself over boulders.
The area it covered was about 4
square metres and luckily there
was plenty of room to pass by
without causing damage.
The passage (Sacred Way)
increased in size, but
eventually progress was barred
by a large boulder fall. The way
on, a traverse over a drop
followed by a short climb down,
led into a collapsed chamber -
the Agora – 25m long and 12m
square and 300m from the duck.
On entering the chamber a white
object seemed to be hovering in
the air. On ascending a slope of
boulders the source of the
apparition was seen to be a
cluster of formations. This
splendid display of colour, by
far the best in the system,
consisted of a large calcite
flow and erratic stalactites,
some stained by a red mineral.
Thankfully the whole mass was
well up on the wall and out of
the way of any careless cavers.
The exit from the Agora was down
a hole in an area of calcited
boulders and while Iain and Dave
Y fettled their carbide lamps
Tony descended to another
boulder slope, whence he was
able to proceed along yet
another large passage. Since the
passage showed no sign of
terminating after about 100m he
returned to his two companions.
A considerable length of time
had been spent underground –
indeed they discovered that they
were now Sunday cavers and
because of work commitments the
party decided to quit the
system.
The following Saturday saw D.B.,
A.B., Tony, Iain and Dave Y
racing back down. The passage
below the Agora was followed
over gour pools and false floors
along a high wide section named
Aphrodite Avenue. After 260m the
gours gave way to a massive
boulder strewn passage, in which
several squirms among boulders
and occasional formations made
progress interesting. The
passage, Silver Rake, continued
for 225m until it eventually
decreased in size and a
streamway was encountered.
Downstream, a murky sump (Dementor
Sump) barred progress but in the
upstream direction a waterfall
was climbed and access gained to
an inlet passage (New Fearnought
Streamway), which was
reminiscent of Langstrothdale
Chase. Followed for 230m the end
was a solid choke of boulders in
which probing had no effect.
A.B. and Tony set off back with
the task of looking at all
possible ways on, while D.B.,
Iain and Dave Y started to
survey out. The survey was taken
to the Agora and nothing more of
any length was found by either
party. The surface was reached
after an eighteen-hour trip.
One week later D.B., Tony, Iain
and Martin Rogers visited
Langcliffe again and while they
were down the stream sinks at
Swarth Gill, Benfoot, Rigg Pot
and Thunder Pot were dyed. Only
the dye from Thunder Pot was
seen and this entered via the
Thunder Pot Inlet as expected.
During the eighteen hour trip a
draughting passage above the
waterfall in New Fearnought
Streamway was followed for a few
miserable metres and the survey
was continued back to Boireau
Falls Chamber.
On the 25th July Iain made a
solo 12 hour trip to the
draughting passage above the
waterfall and he was able to
push on for a further 15m to a
point where progress was
impossible and the draught had
disappeared.
On the 5th September another
trip was made into Langcliffe.
The main purpose was to detackle
and while Tony and D.B. surveyed
the Poseidon Sump Passage, Iain,
Mick Mulligan and Dave Y made
their way to Dementor Sump to
recover ladders left from an
earlier trip. The sump was
closely inspected and found to
be quite tight and sloping down
at about thirty degrees to the
horizontal.
It was me that had ‘inspected’
Dementor Sump because I had
decided to dive it. I had yet to
pluck up the courage to own up
to this plan. I was sure that
this was the way on; a short
dive, I convinced myself, would
make me the discoverer of the
Black Keld Master Cave! All I
had to do was to learn to cave
dive, get some gear and get some
people to carry for me.
I was keen to discover new
passage in ‘the old cave’
upstream of Boireau Falls
Chamber. In May 1971 Charles
Yonge, Paul Everett and myself
went up Thunder Pot inlet and
after a short dig around a
boulder at the end and after
getting stuck for a while, I
explored about 25m of horrible
low passage heading for Rigg
Pot. We emerged from the cave in
the early hours of the morning
and slept behind a wall near the
entrance. After an uncomfortable
night I descended Rigg Pot
alone. I was hoping to connect
Rigg to where we had been the
previous day in Langcliffe. This
was probably a futile effort as
dye tests had indicated that the
water from Rigg didn't even go
into Langcliffe. I had however
formulated some theory to get
around this minor problem. I
failed to convince anyone of the
validity of my science and my
companions refused to leave the
glorious sunshine for the
dubious pleasures of Rigg Pot.
In the event I pushed the final
crawl for about 25m. A very
tight wet passage it was too.
I returned to Rigg later in the
year with Bob Greenwood. We
travelled from Leeds in Bob's
unreliable three-wheeler. He was
very proud of his 'car' as very
few undergraduate cavers could
afford to run a motor of any
kind. We often did midweek
caving trips to the Dales when
Bob had no lectures. Seeing as I
didn't go to many of mine
anyway, I had no trouble fitting
in with his timetable. The top
speed of this vehicle was about
thirty-five miles an hour.
Uphill our speed would drop to
about twenty and we were
responsible for causing long
tailbacks on the winding
Yorkshire roads. There were
holes in the floor of this wreck
and one could almost be tempted
to try to speed things along,
Fred Flintstone style.
Breakdowns were frequent and on
this trip the chain snapped on
Addingham Hill. Still, we made
it to Kettlewell and, attempting
to look like hill walkers, not
cavers; we went and surveyed
Rigg Pot. Dave Brook and Howard
Crabtree had been trying for
over a year to negotiate access
to the fell with the landowners.
They had not been able to get
permission and I had realised
that there was less chance of
being caught trespassing if we
approached the fell by an
indirect route.
Until now I had always been Dave
Brook's or Tony White's
assistant while surveying and
Rigg Pot was the first survey I
had drawn and produced myself.
It showed all of 150 m of
passage and I was very proud of
it. I managed to get my name on
three times and hung a copy of
it on the living room wall of
the house I now shared with Dave
Tringham, Dave Hedley and other
cavers. I thought it rather
complemented the left wing
posters calling for the
overthrow of both the Ted Heath
government and capitalism in
general.
My flatmates did not share my
high regard for the Rigg Pot
survey, and one night I came
home from the pub to find that
it had been defaced! (Underneath
the official bits, like
‘Surveyed by D.W. Yeandle’ and
‘Drawn by D.W. Yeandle’ they had
added things like ‘Directed by
D.W. Yeandle,’ ‘Film Score by
D.W Yeandle’ and ‘Concept Album
by D.W. Yeandle.’ They used pink
crayon!)
In April '72 Paul Everett and I
visited Gypsum passage, a dry
inlet to the main drain. Dave
Brook had told me that a dig in
the boulder choke at the end of
this inlet could yield new
passage. I arranged to meet Paul
in Kettlewell. As usual I
planned to hitchhike from Leeds,
always an unreliable means of
transport for me, probably due
to my shoulder-length hair and
brown ex-army greatcoat. This
day was particularly trying as
no cars whatsoever would stop.
This was perhaps because I was
carrying a five-foot long
crowbar along with large amounts
of caving gear. Eventually I
gave up and started to use local
buses and even one of those
refused to stop! Eventually I
got lucky as Sid Perou and Steve
(Tiny) Calvert (from the Happy
Wanderers) drove past and
recognised me. They gave me a
lift to my destination even
though this was well out of
their way. Paul didn't seem to
mind my very late arrival and as
usual was amused at my
incompetent hitchhiking. (Paul
was very good at getting lifts
and had hitched all over Europe
and the USA).
We eventually got underground
after five in the afternoon,
late even by our standards. At
the start of the Kilnsey Boulder
Crawl we decided to have a go at
bypassing it by following the
main stream. After sliding
through one of the stream sinks
we entered a hands and knees
crawl. This developed into a
walking sized streamway and
after about 200m a climb gave
access to the distant end of the
Boulder Crawl. Pleased with our
easy success, we quickly
continued to Gypsum Passage.
After some rather frightening
digging in loose boulders with
our large crowbar, a hole was
opened up and Paul was able to
squeeze through and kindly
enlarge the squeeze for me with
a lump hammer. Paul then
continued a short distance to
another squeeze. He negotiated
this easily and broke through to
a large passage. I joined him
quickly. By now our carbide
lamps were providing only a
pathetically small amount of
illumination. Excited as we were
at the thought of the
exploration ahead we spent some
time doctoring our inadequate
lighting.
The passage continued large for
100m to a second boulder choke.
By ferreting around we were able
to pass the choke at a low level
where we intersected a small
stream. The cave was now smaller
and after a further 220m of
mixed walking, crawling through
mud and squeezing through loose
boulders, we ground to a halt.
We had taken several minor
injuries from unstable boulders
both while digging and moving
through the new passage. Also,
our carbide lights were being
very temperamental in the muddy
environment and we wanted to get
back to the main stream to give
them a good cleaning. We named
our new passage Crystal Beck
Inlet.
I was exhausted and cold by the
time we reached the Craven
Crawl. My wetsuit was ripped in
many places and I was hungry as
our only food on this strenuous
trip had been half a Mars Bar
each. For a large part of the
crawl I was hallucinating. To
cut down on weight while
hitchhiking I had decided to
bring a ladder that was two
metres too short for the
entrance pitch. Going in we had
simply jumped off. Reversing
this proved very difficult in
our exhausted condition. After
much experimentation with
combined tactics and an old
sling we made it to the surface
at dawn. We had made little
provision for sleeping and
simply lay down on the wet moor
in our sleeping bags. We were
too cold and wet to sleep
properly and after a couple of
hours gave up and went and dug
in a shakehole near to Rigg Pot.
I don't remember us having
anything we could call
breakfast, but it is possible
that Paul had something
revolting in the bottom of his
rucksack. He was particularly
fond of dry raw fish (still is
probably!) and used to hang it
up in the cellar of his Leeds
flat. We were lucky though as
that day the Happy Wanderers
were digging in the area. While
the lads dug, their girlfriends
went for a walk and came upon a
wild looking Everett and Yeandle.
Alison (Sid Perou's wife-to-be)
and Denny were a bit concerned
at our condition and asked what
we were doing up on the moor in
such a state and why didn't we
go home? We hadn't thought of
this but decided it was a good
idea. We walked over to Mossdale
entrance with the girls, who
kindly gave us some food, and
then we headed towards the road
and the uncertainty of
hitchhiking. At least I had left
the crowbar down Langcliffe.
Feeling our find gave me some
credibility, I now announced my
intention of diving Dementor
Sump. I could not afford very
much diving equipment but Steve
(Tiny) Calvert of the Happy
Wanderers agreed to lend me his.
I had first met Tiny (who is
very large) in Ease Gill. I had
not been long at Leeds and was
with a party of fellow students
on an ULSA bus meet. We were
looking for County Pot. We
didn't know the way and I was
glad to come across another
party of cavers (who I later
realised were from the famous
Happy Wanderers). I asked the
way to County and Tiny gave me
clear instructions as to how I
could reach our objective. His
directions were deliberately
wrong and we got very lost and
confused. He didn't like
students! Over the next few
months I often came into contact
with the Wanderers. Mostly
skilled tradesmen working in
heavy industry, they had little
regard for student cavers –
perhaps because the Wanderers
were often called upon to rescue
students trapped underground or
maybe just because of cultural
differences. The Wanderers had
immense respect for the Brook
Brothers and Iain Gasson though.
Whenever I met Tiny he would
bait me mercilessly. I
considered him an uncultured yob
and would always respond
aggressively, even though he is
twice my size. Eventually we
decided we quite liked each
other and became good friends.
Now I had some diving gear I
wanted to get some cave diving
experience before my first
exploration dive – at the end of
Langcliffe. Alf Latham needed a
back-up diver for a trip he was
planning in Goyden Pot. The
object of the dive was for us to
survey the river passage beyond
sump two and for Alf to do an
exploratory dive in sump three
at the end of the known cave.
On a Friday evening in April '72
a large party of ULSA cavers
assembled outside of Goyden. The
group included Chas Yonge, Paul
Driver, Paul Everett, Steve
(Crabby) Crabtree and Martin (Ches)
Davis.
I was not at all organised with
my equipment and to my distress
I found I only had one wetsuit
sock. I had a conversation with
Alf that went something like
this:
"Ohh Alf, I’ve lost a wetsuit
sock – can I borrow one of
yours?"
"No Pooh! If you’re going to be
a cave diver, you’re going to
have to stand on your own two
feet!"
We bypassed the first sump by
Gaskell's Passage and we kitted
up at the second. Amongst many
bubbles and with much splashing
around I commenced my first cave
dive. I went first on a base fed
line – the visibility was good
and the passage quite large. I
had little trouble passing the
sump which turned out to be 10 m
long with two air bells. Alf
followed me through, we dekitted
and started to survey towards
the third sump.
The streamway was large and
impressive and would have been
easy to survey had our tape not
jammed at 6m. Still, we surveyed
100m to the third sump. Alf
kitted up and dived. He explored
30m of underwater passage to a
point where the size of the
bedding decreased. We exited the
cave well pleased with our
efforts. I was ecstatic at
having done my first cave dive.
A couple of weeks later a large
number of ULSA cavers descended
Langcliffe. Charles Yonge pushed
on into new ground in Crystal
Beck Inlet, while Paul and
myself surveyed into the Inlet
behind him. Meanwhile Dave Brook
and Crabby surveyed the bypass
to the Kilnsey Boulder Crawl and
then overtaking Paul and myself
followed Charles into the
Unknown. Charles had explored a
further 200m, mostly a large
rift passage to a third boulder
choke. When Dave Brook and
Crabby reached the end they
surveyed back to join up with
Paul and myself. Most of the
party had nasty moments with
moving boulders.
By now I had generated a lot of
support for my Langcliffe dive.
Alf had agreed to take me into
Keld Head on a training dive. At
this stage of the exploration of
Keld Head the main way on
towards Kingsdale Master Cave
had not been found, although
Mike Wooding had pushed a low
inlet for 300m. We were all in
great awe of this achievement.
Somehow the training plan got
abandoned and I ended up setting
off in search of the main way on
in Keld Head. This was
definitely over ambitious for a
second cave dive! In the event
my only light failed not far
into the resurgence and I turned
around and went out.
As a final training dive I went
into the main sump in the S.E.
rising of Nidd Heads. I had
talked Ches into holding onto a
base fed line. 25m in the line
tangled at base and Ches gave
the return signal. I did so
reluctantly as I was enjoying
myself and starting to feel at
home underwater.
3rd June 1972: Seven ULSA cavers
walked to Langcliffe entrance
carrying ladders, ropes and
diving equipment. The object of
this trip was to carry as much
gear as possible as far as
possible into the cave in
preparation for the actual
diving trip. Most of the party
declined to actually go
underground and only myself and
the always dependable Paul
Everett set off down, carrying
huge loads. We managed to get
most of the gear to within 250m
of Boireau Falls Chamber.
I planned to dive the following
weekend. In the event the
weather looked doubtful, so we
postponed the trip.
17th June 1972: The weather was
still unsettled but the forecast
was good. I decided to go ahead
with the dive.
Paul was now working as a
salesman for a company selling
textiles in Eastern Europe. He
was doing very well at his job
despite always being told off
for turning up at his office in
his Duvet Jacket and with a
rucksack instead of a briefcase.
On the Sunday of this weekend he
had to go to Bulgaria to sell
felt. He knew that he would miss
his flight if he went with me
down to the end of Langcliffe,
so typically he kindly offered
to do another carrying trip and
take the gear on to Boireau
Falls Chamber. He got Stuart
Ingham to help him with this
task and they set off very early
on Saturday morning.
Meanwhile the rest of us were
congregating in a Skipton
transport cafe and eating large
amounts of very greasy food. We
knew that we were about to
attempt the longest and hardest
‘carry’ in the history of
British caving. The atmosphere
was one of both apprehension and
subdued excitement. I think most
of my friends suspected that I
was not really ready for
exploratory cave diving. I
didn't know this, then, and I
was determined to go for it.
Once all the party had assembled
and eaten, we set off to
Langcliffe entrance along with a
small number of other cavers who
had turned up to wish us well
and ‘see us off.’
The underground team consisted
of: The Brooks, Crabby, Alan
Goulborne, Dave Hedley, Helen
(now Davis) Sergeant, Mike
Sutton, Dave Tringham, Tony
White, Charles Yonge and myself.
Before we went down Dave Brook
organised some of the team to
divert the water from Thunder
Pot into Rigg Pot. This later
turned out to be a very shrewd
move.
We made steady progress and just
before Boireau Falls Chamber we
met Paul and Stu on their way
out. Paul said that he was very
tempted to go on in with us and
get the sack from his job. He
wisely chose not to do this and
the pair carried on out. Helen
was not enjoying the trip and
went out with Paul and Stu.
The first boulder choke between
Boireau Falls Chamber and
Nemesis Pitch proved to be
difficult and dangerous with our
large loads. Some boulders moved
slightly and it took a long time
to ferry all the equipment
through to the head of the
pitch. When at last we had
completed this task, I descended
the pitch and had all the gear
lowered down to me. I picked up
a load and set off into the
second boulder choke. When I got
to the original dig below the
pitch I was horrified to find
that it had fallen in. I could
not even work out where to start
digging so I called through the
boulders to Tony to come and
have a look as he was the one
that had dug it open in the
first place. Tony knew which key
boulder to move and he did so
with his normal efficiency. He
then passed it back to Mike and
myself. We could find nowhere
safe to put it and in the end
tied it up to another boulder
with some diving line.
Tony now moved some more
boulders and moved forward, only
to find the passage once again
blocked. He dug through this new
blockage and progressed a short
distance to yet another place
that had changed. He returned to
Mike and myself to discuss the
problem. I now went up front and
realised that two large boulders
had fallen out of the roof,
blocking our original route. I
squeezed up over the top of
these boulders and could see a
way on downward and round a
bend. It looked very tight but
possible. However, I thought if
the way was blocked further on I
would most likely not be able to
reverse the move. I knew that if
I thought too much I would back
down from this problem and I
feared that the dive would then
be abandoned. I breathed out and
pushed myself down into the
hole. To my immense relief I
found myself in a passage large
enough to turn around in, which
I needed to do to negotiate the
next bit. The way on from here
was open and unchanged since my
last visit. I shouted this news
through to Tony and he started
to organise the transportation
of the diving gear through this
dangerous choke.
We continued without incident to
Dementor Sump, reaching it nine
hours after leaving the surface.
Alan Goulborne said, "Well,
Pooh, this is your big moment."
He sounded worried! The sump
pool seemed more silted up than
when I had last seen it and I
couldn't find a good spot out of
the mud to kit up. It seemed to
take me a long time to get ready
and Crabby said, "I bet Mike
Wooding doesn't have this
trouble!" My equipment included
only one cylinder (45 cubic ft),
only one regulator, only one
light and 60m of line.
I started the dive with
difficulty, flat out, lying in
the mud. Once I was underwater I
discovered the sump to be a
bedding with about 30
centimetres between the mud
floor and roof. The visibility
was nil. At around five metres
from base the mud floor dropped
away and I found myself in a
more roomy passage, with half a
metre of visibility. I felt the
dive was going well and then my
regulator started to leak water
badly. I tried purging the
second stage with no effect
while still moving forward. I
became aware that I was
swallowing water and not getting
enough air. I realized I was
drowning! By now the sump was
quite roomy and I could detect
both an upward and downward
trend. I groped upwards
instinctively; dully aware that
maybe this was the last minute
of my life. I glooped up into a
small air bell, coughing and
spluttering. I again tried to
stop the leak by purging; but
with no effect. I realised I
could not continue the dive;
indeed, I was not at all sure I
could make it back to my
friends. There was nowhere to
tie off my line and nowhere to
place the line reel. The walls
of the air bell were caked in
mud and I dug out a small ledge
and placed the line reel on it.
I took several deep breaths and
started to fin back fast along
my line towards base. The line
had got pulled into a tight part
of the bedding and it took me a
while to find a way through. I
managed to survive long enough
on the air/water mix my
regulator was giving me to make
it back.
Everybody was glad to have me
back safe but disappointed that
I had not broken through the
sump. Charles, who had thought
to bring down a stove, brewed up
some very welcome soup. We then
started out. I was very tired
and cold and soon dropped to the
back of the party. I seemed
incapable of carrying anything
except the smallest of loads. I
felt rather ill and despondent.
I slowly revived and by the time
I was half way along the Sacred
Way I felt quite energetic again
and was thinking about what my
next diving project would be.
There seemed to be a very strong
draught and I started to worry
when I could hear the main
stream at a point from which I
knew it could not normally be
heard. Further along the dry
passage I came across Dave
Tringham and Alan Goulborne
lying down in the passage. They
told me that there was a flood
on and that Dave Brook, Charles,
Crabby and Tony had gone ahead
to look at the second choke. I
carried on to the main stream to
find that it had become a raging
torrent carrying about ten times
as much water as normal. Dave
Brook and the others returned
from the end of the choke and
informed me that it was totally
impassable in these conditions.
Never one to miss a photo
opportunity, Dave Brook got
Charles and myself to help him
take photographs of the flood.
We then went back 40m along the
Sacred Way to where Dave
Tringham, Alan Goulbourne and
now the rest of the party were
resting. We started our wait for
the water to drop, huddled
closely together to keep as warm
as possible. We drifted in and
out of sleep. I would doze off
only to wake up feeling very
cold. I would then move around a
bit to try to get comfortable
and eventually sleep again. In
my wakeful periods I started to
worry about some of my friends
who were showing signs of
hypothermia. I felt I was very
much to blame for our
predicament. I had seen some
storm clouds starting to build
up just before we left the
surface. I had not cancelled the
dive as this was to be my last
chance before most of us left
Leeds for the summer vacation.
Also, I was very anxious about
the state of the second Nemesis
choke. Would the boulder we had
tied up with diving line, or any
other boulders for that matter,
move with the force of the water
and cut off our escape?
On Saturday night torrential
rain had struck the Dales. The
Happy Wanderers knew we were
down Langcliffe and when on
Sunday morning they saw that the
Dales were awash, they became
very concerned for us and went
over to Wharfedale to see if we
were out of the cave. On arrival
they saw no sign of us and
became aware of the vast
quantities of water pouring into
all the Langcliffe feeders. They
set a rescue operation in
motion.
Meanwhile, in Bristol, my
parents were preparing to
welcome me home. I had just
turned twenty-one and they were
organising a birthday party for
me. All our relatives were
invited and my mother was busy
baking a cake and preparing lots
of food. My parents were very
proud of me being at Leeds
University and were unaware that
by now I had decided to drop
out.
After about eleven hours of
waiting, the flood had subsided
sufficiently for us to consider
having a crack at the second
Nemesis choke. We didn't have
much food left so in an attempt
to gain as much value as
possible from our limited
resources we brewed up most of
our remaining Mars Bars into a
sort of soup on Charles's stove.
Leaving most of the diving gear
behind, we set off. Tony White
went first with me close behind.
Both of us were expecting
trouble with the boulders and we
were prepared to dig our way out
if necessary.
Getting through that choke was
very desperate caving indeed.
Several boulders had moved
blocking the way out. Most of
these were removed by Tony
alone, from below. This would
have been a great piece of work
in normal conditions – in a
flood it was an incredible
achievement. By this stage only
two members of the team had
working electric lights – and
our pathetic little carbide
lamps kept being blown out by
the draught or extinguished by
the water. Several of the
squeezes sumped up when the
larger people in the party went
through them.
Tony and myself were very
relieved to find that the
boulder tied up with line had
not moved. We were almost out of
the choke when we heard a loud
explosion. "What the hell was
that!” I shouted over the roar
of the water to Tony. "I don't
know, maybe a rescue team is
above us and trying to blast a
way through!" he yelled back.
"Oh shit no," I thought
,"they'll bring the bastard down
on us, for sure." I was
frightened now. Here we were,
ten cavers, winding our way
through this horribly unstable,
flooded boulder choke, most of
our lights out, surrounded by
spray, noise and loose sharp
rocks – and to cap it all a
bloody great bang and the whole
place about to fall in!!
We just kept going and made it
out of the boulders. Slowly and
one by one the rest of the party
emerged through the last squeeze
of the choke. I discovered the
cause of the explosion. Dave
Tringham had been carrying most
of our carbide in a large
plastic container. This had
blown up and burnt his hair.
Although this had given him a
nasty shock he was not badly
hurt.
Everybody was greatly relieved
at having gained important
ground. Even so, our situation
was still serious. Our carbide
supplies were now barely
sufficient to get us out and
although the Nemesis pitch
looked just about climbable, we
were sure that the squeezes
through the first Nemesis choke
above the pitch would still be
sumped. Once again we sat down
to wait, this time in the
Boulder Chamber above the second
choke – a rather draughtier spot
than the Sacred Way.
By now a full-blown rescue
operation was in progress with
both CRO and Upper Wharfedale
called out. Cavers from the NCC,
Happy Wanderers and many other
clubs had laid telephone wire to
Boireau Falls Chamber and
established contact with the
surface. The squeezes in the
first Nemesis choke were indeed
impossibly wet; not that this
deterred Neil Antrim (Nelly of
the Happy Wanderers), Kenny
Taylor (also Happy Wanderers),
and John Donavon (Donny of the
Preston Caving Club). This trio
dug a new dry way through the
first choke to the head of the
pitch. After descending the
pitch they could not find the
way on because of the vast
quantities of spay and water.
This caused them great distress
because they thought that all of
the further reaches of
Langcliffe were low and flood
prone and they feared that the
remainder of the cave was sumped
and we were most likely drowned.
They were in fact only 50m away
from where we were sitting out
the flood in the Boulder
Chamber. They returned in
desperation to Boireau Falls
Chamber, leaving an ammunition
tin, full of carbide and food,
on the ledge of the pitch,
hoping we would make it through
and be able to make use of it.
When Neil phoned the surface
from Boireau Falls, morale there
slumped. Comparisons started to
be made to the Mossdale Disaster
and some Happy Wanderers hard
men were moved to tears. Tiny
told me later that he wondered
what he was going to do now on
Thursday evenings. He expected
the ULSA club nights at ‘The
Swan with Two Necks’ would come
to an end now that most of the
active ULSA cavers were gone.
This was the problem – a large
part of the club was in the
trapped party and only we knew
the cave beyond Boireau Falls;
nobody else had been to the end.
Two o-clock Monday morning in
Bristol. A policeman knocks on
the door of my parents’ house.
The door is opened. "I regret to
inform you, Mr and Mrs Yeandle,
that your son is trapped down a
flooded pothole in Yorkshire. A
rescue party is in the cave but
the cavers have not been found."
We waited in the Boulder
Chamber, huddled together like
penguins to conserve heat – but
still getting colder and colder.
We could see and hear that the
water level was dropping and
this helped us to keep our
spirits up. After about twelve
hours we decided that just maybe
the stream was low enough to
allow us through the squeezes
above the pitch. Also, we
noticed that the stream had
become muddy and deduced that a
rescue was underway.
On the ledge we found the ammo
tin. It was more than welcome,
hungry and low on light that we
were. We had a feast at the top
of the pitch. The water seemed
higher than we had estimated and
we couldn't understand how our
unknown benefactors had made it
through the first choke; surely
the squeezes were still too wet
to pass. Tony solved this puzzle
when he started out through the
boulders and saw a rope hanging
down a not so tight and
completely dry hole. Seconds
later he was up into Boireau
Falls Chamber and telling the
anxious rescue party that we
were all okay and on our way
out. We were again fed and
between mouthfuls of welcome
food, we told of our
experiences.
There was a lot of rescue
equipment in Boireau Falls
Chamber and it all had to be
taken out. The least we could do
was help. Soon the distinction
between rescuer and rescuee
broke down and we were a bunch
of cavers on our way out to the
pub. I gathered that the
landowners were not at all
amused by recent events and that
the press and police were aware
that we did not have permission
to be in the cave. I considered
this whole debacle to be my
fault and I was wondering how I
could stay out of trouble. I hit
upon a ‘cunning plan!’ I would
pose as a member of the rescue
party and slip quietly away upon
emerging.
Upon reaching the bottom of the
entrance pitch I noticed a lot
of equipment waiting to be
hauled up. To affect my
‘disguise’ as a rescuer I
attached as much equipment as
possible to myself; a rope, a
couple of ladders, a large empty
telephone reel and an ammo tin.
I tied onto the lifeline and
shouted up to the lifelining
crew that a member of the rescue
party was coming up. I hoped
that nobody at the entrance
would know me. I climbed the
pitch as quickly as possible and
then got jammed in the entrance
because of my large load. Harry
Long was on the lifeline: he
knew me and after helping me out
on to the moor sent me straight
off to a large tent where John
Frankland, the CRO doctor, was
examining our overdue party as
we emerged. We were all found to
be suffering from the early
stages of hypothermia. It was
lunchtime Monday and we had been
underground for two days. I was
amazed by the large numbers of
people at the entrance; apart
from many cavers and friends,
there were several policemen and
reporters from most national and
several local newspapers. Both
T.V. networks were represented.
I found the transition from the
stark and lonely underground
world to all this rather
shocking. Dave Brook ended up
giving most of the interviews
but the BBC 2 man had found out
about me being the diver and I
ended up doing an interview.
We were driven by police Land
Rover to Scargill House, a
Church of England community
centre, where we were treated to
a bath and a hot meal. While
having his bath Dave Brook gave
an interview to the Times
reporter. We were asked by
several reporters to pose for a
group photograph which we were
told would be published
nation-wide the next day.
Somebody commented that we
looked more like an alternate
rock band than a group of
sportsmen. Indeed, our style was
somewhat ‘hippie.’ Along with
about half the party I had
untidy shoulder-length hair.
Dave Tringham's curly hair was
pretty much out of control as
well. Most of us were the proud
owners of ex-army greatcoats and
our jeans were mostly old and
patched. Alan Brook was wearing
his white operating theatre
‘wellies’ and had the longest,
most bushy beard of the whole
group. Dave Brook looked halfway
respectable, but with his cloth
cap and somewhat moth-eaten
corduroy jacket, he wasn't
really all that conventional in
appearance!
I wanted to get to Bristol as
soon as possible to make it to
my twenty-first birthday
celebration. Also, I was already
a day late for a new job as a
labourer in a tobacco factory.
Alan Goulbourne gave me a lift
to Birmingham and I got on a
train for Bristol.
"EPILOGUE TO THE RESCUE" or THE
BROOK BROS. TRAVELLING GOON
SHOW. From ULSA Review 11,
February 1973.
by Roy Holmes:
The following is a graphic
description of an epic adventure
of the dynamic caving duo "The
Brook Bros." together with their
companions of the ULSA
consisting of Pooh, Christopher
Robin, Eee Haw, Uncle Tom Cobley
and All.
Pooh was the cause of all the
entertainment when he announced
that before going into foreign
parts to seek work, he was going
to dive a few Langcliffe sumps!
The date was set and a
preliminary trip undertaken to
take tackle part way in.
Saturday 10th June '72 dawned
murky as usual, the weather
forecast promised a little more
rain. It was decided that there
wouldn't be enough water in the
sumps to dive, so the expedition
was called off until the
following weekend.
Saturday 17th was fine but the
previous weeks' rain made the
sumps a better proposition and
the forecast was for more rain
to come. With the promise of
sumps endless the party entered
the cave.
Eventually the far sump was
reached, Pooh kitted up, went in
10m, came back and said that was
it. Due to mechanical failure,
mission was called off.
Meanwhile up on the surface it
had dropped dark, and rain
ensued in large buckets full.
Sunday dawned still raining; by
lunchtime no one had surfaced so
reluctantly the CRO were
contacted, but as it wasn't in
their area the U.W.F.R.A. were
handed the problem.
U.W. called their team, – radio,
TV, press etc. and by 18.30 all
the country knew the situation
and cavers from far and wide set
off, all searching for the glory
of rescuing the Brook Bros.
In the cave by now it was
obvious that the water had
risen, due to the fact that the
Boulder Chokes were impassable.
The cavers decided to go to
sleep until the water had
subsided.
Midnight on the surface saw the
first rescue team back with
reports of Ginormous floods. U.W.
by that time were thoroughly
established in the garages
belonging to Scargill House and
a large contingent of C.R.O.
were nearing the site. More
Police were drafted in to keep
the two rival factions apart,
but the C.R.O. made their camp
in the adjacent drive.
Reconnaissance parties were sent
over to U.W. at regular
intervals with strict orders to
observe and report. This lulled
U.W. into a false sense of
security. At first light C.R.O.
made their move. Led by the four
ton truck followed up by the
Land Rover and canteen, within
an hour they were entrenched on
the lawns outside the garages.
Separating them from U.W. were
two police cars and about five
nervous looking Policemen. The
situation looked ugly. Was this
going to be it? Would U.W. be
finally crushed under the weight
of tackle, and marauding hordes
of C.R.O. personnel? No, U.W.
started serving breakfast as a
counter attack. Beans, sausage
etc. were served up completely
outflanking the C.R.O. who could
only retaliate with corned beef
sandwiches. Even with choice of
tea, coffee or soup it was
obvious that U.W. had won the
day! Meanwhile underground the
trapped party had noticed the
water falling, so they decided
to come out, meeting the rescue
party on the way. News of the
sighting of cavers soon spread
through the camps and elsewhere.
By 10.00 Monday, press cars were
arriving by the hundred, backed
up by TV cameras. The C.R.O. saw
an opportunity to get their
revenge on U.W. and drafted in
more men. Jim Eyres came, had an
U.W. breakfast, cracked a few
jokes and departed. Mike Watson
arrived, eyes gleaming with
thoughts of making money. U.W.
never stood a chance. Within ten
minutes he had sold the sole
filming rights to both BBC and
YTV.
Another battle was looming, BBC
v. YTV, but with YTV bringing in
a helicopter and BBC backed
down. YTV's plan was obvious, to
capture the Brook Bros. and take
them to Leeds where they would
be displayed for all Yorkshire
to see at 18.15; but because of
quick intervention by the rescue
teams, the plan fell through. So
that was it. 48 hours of caving
produced 10m of sump – and a
helluva lot of noise!
The girl sitting opposite me in
the railway carriage was good
looking, in a prim sort of way
and I thought that she looked
like a librarian or maybe a
schoolteacher. She kept staring
at me and I became embarrassed.
After a while, she broke the
uneasy silence.
“Excuse me for asking,” she
said, “but have you just been on
television?”
“Yes I have. Did you find it
interesting?”
"Well yes, was it very
frightening down there?" she
asked.
"Very slightly, on one or two
occasions," I admitted, probably
not sounding very convincing.
She smiled and wanted to know
the reason people went caving. I
couldn't explain why as I didn't
have a clue myself. Instead I
told her of my dreams of
discovering huge and exciting
caves in the Dales and under
distant mountain ranges; and how
great it felt to be the first
person into a new passage. After
a while the train reached her
destination and she got off. My
‘fifteen minutes of fame’ were
over; nobody else on the train
seemed to recognise me.
I made it to my twenty-first
celebration but had a lot of
trouble staying awake. I was not
exactly the life and soul of the
party. Just before I went to bed
I mentioned in passing that I
wouldn't be going back to
University and had decided to go
to Morocco instead.
Our photos did indeed appear in
the papers, along with the usual
calls from the uninformed, to
ban or control caving. Unlike
most cave rescues, where the
media loses interest after a
day, in our case they kept it
going for longer. I did hear
that the matter of our trespass
was actually raised in
Parliament. Eventually the fuss
over a raggy-assed bunch of
cavers died down. I suppose they
found something else to cause
outrage or frighten the general
public with. (Like the increased
threat of a nuclear holocaust or
looming nation-wide power cuts –
or something.)
We never did discover the ‘Black
Keld Master Cave’ and for a
while I was sad that I had no
idea as to how I might enter
this huge, unknown system. Then
we all moved on to other
adventures and left the secrets
of Black Keld for later
generations of cavers. This is
fine and how caving works. One
day I'm sure it will be possible
to travel underground from
Mossdale Caverns to Langcliffe
Pot and then onwards and
downwards to the Black Keld
resurgence in the Valley below.
I'm certain that this will be
one of the hardest and finest
caving trips in the world.
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