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Wally by Name. A Monkey's Tale   Wally Payne
 

 

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Wally by Name : A Monkey's Tale (Volume One)
by Wally Payne 

UK price: £11.99      US price: $22.95
Format: Paperback
Size : 6 x 9
Pages: 324
ISBN: 0-595-34650-2
Published: Feb-2005 

Not just an autobiography, Wally by Name is an entertaining and often hilarious account of the doings (and misdoings!) of a soldier in the Royal Military Police, his postings ranging from Germany to Malta, Northern Island to Cyprus and Hong Kong.

Book Description
Having been required to resign from the Leicester City Constabulary for the heinous crime of ‘gross impertinence to a member of the public’, the author crossed the road to the Army Recruiting Office and enlisted into the Royal Military Police. It was a decision that, despite the odd knock back, he was never to regret.

The volumes recount the adventures, mishaps, misdeeds and observations of a character of some notoriety, charting his journey from the NAAFI canteen to the Officer’s Mess via Germany, the UK, Malta, Cyprus, Northern Ireland and the Far East. The tongue in cheek tales are told in a ribald, sometimes bawdy, occasionally cruel and unfailingly irreverent fashion that befit a person with a chip on both shoulders. Described by one officer as ‘arrogant, selfish, self-centred and pig headed’, he never discovered any reason to change.

About the author

A defrocked police constable, Wally Payne joined the Royal Military Police in 1964 and, following an often bumpy ride on the promotion roller coaster, rose to the dizzy heights of captain before retiring from the service in 1991.

Now resident beneath a mango tree in the Philippines , he continues to undertake security work in various far flung outposts. Recent contracts have seen him plying his trade in Algeria , China , Hong Kong , Leicester , Mali , Mozambique and Thailand .

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Also by Wally Payne:

A Minority of One : A Monkey's Tale Continued               
by Wally Payne 

UK price: £13.06       US price: $23.95
Format: Paperback
Size : 6 x 9
Pages: 348
ISBN: 0-595-35110-7
Published: May-2005

This is the second volume in Wally Payne’s entertaining and often hilarious account of the doings (and misdoings!) of a soldier in the Royal Military Police, his postings this time ranging from Germany, Northern Ireland, Colchester, Edinburgh, to Hong Kong.