Rude and relentless,
that’s what Charlie
Bonker was better
known for among his
farm and forest
friends. He re-named
River Cottage
Pottage Pie, spat
obscenities at
everyone, and
praised their
hospitality by
peeing on the mat.
He sometimes put
bogies in the bath
and snails in the
sink. He broke cups
and turned pegs into
catapults. He liked
to race caterpillars
in the sun, and sing
the most awful
poetic songs.
Seeing Den with an
old boat one morning
gives Charlie
something else to
think about other
than mischief. He
does well, until a
disabled dog that
seems more a threat
than a friend
arrives at the gates
of Pottage…